Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Someone write a book about this.
Sirens that help people with sex addiction
Forgive the trees
for the way they can’t stop shaking
even after all these years of practice.
for the days you don’t even want to try.
- Sat in the garden with my husband.
- Husband: What kind of plum tree is that?
- Me: Dirigible
- Husband: Dirigible?
- Me: Yep.
- Husband: I think I've heard of them.
- Me (trying not to laugh): I'm sure you have.
- I can't wait for him to look it up on Google....